LET ME SLEEP ON IT | arts and entertainment

I was recently tested to see if I had sleep apnea. Sleep disturbances can be serious, but my night in a “sleep lab” had a few lighter moments.

Before leaving that evening, Mary Ellen helped me pack a few things we thought were important to take with me, such as extra underwear, a toothbrush, glasses, and a good book. She also suggested I take my own pillow, just to make my experience feel more like home.

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Wolfsie is a former television personality from Indianapolis.


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